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Alien Abductions Incorporated Game Project Discontinued

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CONTACT:
Jones Very
Alien Abductions, Inc.
206-309-0545
jones@alienabductions.com
www.alienabductions.com

Alien Abductions Incorporated Game Project Discontinued

Roswell, NM, 15 August 2007 - Alien Abductions Incorporated announced today that their long-anticipated entry into the game design market will be postponed indefinitely. When contacted for comment, company executives said only that they continue to be on good terms with their partners in the game development venture, and that current market conditions were responsible for the decision to shelve the project.

While all major game companies have consistently denied any involvement with Alien Abductions, industry rumor holds that the partnership is with a major company and is intended to develop a "more contemporary" version of a popular and well known surgically-themed children's game.

AAI executives remain enthusiastic about the project, and emphasize that no reliable information has yet appeared to support the widely reported claims that their preliminary game design was rejected as "bizarre, disturbing, and entirely inappropriate." "There may be a few issues that still had to be ironed out," said AAI representative Jones Very, "but people have really overstated the challenges that came up after we presented our prototype. Our partners trusted our judgement, and understood the importance of including such elements as the 'insert rectal probe' and 'remove reproductive material' action cards."

Editors at Game Industry Weekly Newsletter, who recently predicted that the AAI game would become a minor cult favorite of the holiday season, are now saying that the partnership is simply stalling the release date and spreading rumors of discord in hopes of drawing additional press attention to their product. Less cynical members of the press disagree. Whatever the truth of this matter may be, the growing critical and popular success of AAI's Abduction Experiences (as well as their other fine products and services) indicates that this is a company with something special to offer.

An Open Letter Regarding Abduction Experiences

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CONTACT:
Jones Very
Alien Abductions, Inc.
206-309-0545
jones@alienabductions.com
www.alienabductions.com

An Open Letter Regarding Abduction Experiences

New York, NY, 2 July, 2007 - A small number of individuals have recently begun to claim that Alien Abductions Incorporated implants paid commercial advertisements as a part of our Abduction Experiences. Nothing could be further from the truth.

This misunderstanding arises from our necessary and legitimate relationships with other businesses. We have implanted customers with the desire to visit the Bug Jar (in Rochester, NY) not because of any monetary arrangement, but because as "Your Bar on Earth," the atmosphere at the Bug Jar works to enhance the Abduction Experience.

Likewise, the compulsion to seek out and promote the work of certain design firms, such as Bullet Graphics (also of Rochester), is implanted because these firms incorporate special "trigger images" into their work. These images activate vital parts of the Abduction Experience--again, increasing its effectiveness.

Our customers' trust is of great importance to us, and so we feel that it is important to set the record straight on this issue. We want you to choose Alien Abductions Incorporated for all your para-abductalogical needs, because making people believe that they've been abducted by aliens is more than just a business to us: it's our way of giving something back to the world.

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