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Thousands of individuals are abducted by aliens each year
Who do the aliens choose, and why haven't they chosen you?
Each abduction provides the growing community of Ufologists and related researchers with more information, but we must nevertheless accept that the answers to our questions about alien abductions are still a long way off...if, indeed, our questions can ever be fully answered.
The fact of the matter is that most people will probably never have the opportunity to be abducted by aliens. And even those elite few who are selected for abduction receive no assurances that they will fully remember their experience—much less a guarantee that their abduction will be everything that they hoped it would be.
So why wait? Why wonder if they’re ever going to come for you? Why even invest the time, trouble, and expense involved in an actual abduction when the highly trained and professional staff at Alien Abductions Incorporated can provide you with personalized, realistic memories of the alien abduction that you have been waiting for your entire life?
When you choose an AAI Abduction Experience our doctors, hypnotists, and memory implant technicians work with you in pre-abduction orientation sessions to customize one of our hundreds of stock abductions to suit your personal taste. You can even pick one of our fetishist’s specials—interspecies breeding, medical experimentation—it’s all up to you. Whether you select a solo abduction or one of our special Group Abduction packages (great for corporate retreats, school groups, and theme parties), AAI gives you the best abduction for the lowest price.
Once your Abduction Experience has been implanted, we offer a wide range of add-on options, from the 24/7 Surveillance Special (to give you that added edge of real-life paranoia) to our exclusive Evidence Kit, which contains items specially selected to heighten your Experience. We even offer a low cost course of deprogramming, medication, and therapy that is available to any of our customers who may choose to discontinue their Experience.
Whether your interest is cultural, scientific, or sensual
Alien Abductions Incorporated can provide you with memories of an experience guaranteed to be unlike any other available on this planet!